We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
