I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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