i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
either way he was missing a nipple.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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