Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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