question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
You were trust falling into bushes
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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