bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
The power of my boobs compel you
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Randomize
