I think my fart just growled at me.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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