It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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