Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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