I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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