We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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