i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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