The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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