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(909): View more from California

I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.

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(949): View more from California

Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.

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(253): View more from Washington

girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends

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(703): View more from Virginia

we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word

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dude its may

(843): View more from South Carolina

Work with me here, man.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE

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(301): View more from Maryland

Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.

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(360): View more from Washington

yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend

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