so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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