I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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