what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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