he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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