Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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