did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize