I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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