I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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