I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
We have started to decorate penises.
He better not be in your backpack
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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