Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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