We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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