Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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