Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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