We're like a lot better than the average bears
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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