Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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