Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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