We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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