This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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