What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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