I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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