Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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