i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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