Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Also, beer. Big fan.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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