Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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