This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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