found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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