Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
