The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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