How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
