I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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