We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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