She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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