goodnight i made you a song goodbye
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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