Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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