Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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