Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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