i don't want you to think of me as your TA
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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