i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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